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August31st
Haiku of the Day: 31 August 2010
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August30th
It’s 4:40am and I have been up all night. Not a terribly uncommon occurrence for me, but still, I was tired and hoped to go to bed around 2. The thing is, I actually can’t, because I am doubled over in pain every 5 minutes, gasping for air, while my small intestine spasms and seizes in response to accidental exposure to gluten. It sucks balls. Like, really, really sucks balls. The thing that upsets me is that I am pretty vigilant about these things. I am careful about cross-contamination, careful about what I eat… because I can’t afford to be Read More >>
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August29th
Messy.
Posted in: General, Introspectives, Married Life
I am so full of shit and I just suddenly realised it. I know, I know, you’re all like “tell us something we don’t know”. But, stay with with me. Today I wrote a blog post about the end of my marriage. But I did leave out one little detail, and that is that I am actually quite mean when I want to be. Or, in this case, manipulative and cruel. The thing that started all of this discussion? How much I flirt on Twitter, particularly with a handful of guys. It’s always been innocent and fun, all about the Read More >>
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August29th
A few weeks ago, I told my husband that I wasn’t happy and wanted to go our separate ways. I have threatened this before, usually during an argument, but… this time, I knew it was different, because it was calm. No fights, no events, nothing…. just… it has been a cumulative thing over a period of about 3 years, where I have come out the other side, suddenly realising that I am different. OK, probably not different, but, just, braver about speaking out. It is hard, writing about this stuff publicly, knowing that I live SO publicly in so many Read More >>
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August28th
Haiku of the Day 28-8-2010
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August28th
My last will and testament
Posted in: General
This started on Twitter and it made me laugh and I wanted to keep it :) I want a decoupage tombstone. @jasonjordan will MC my funeral in a Gimp Suit My funeral song shall be “Shaddup Your Face” My children shall be forced to live with their grandparents muahahahahahahahahaha The food at my funeral shall be an assortment of ball-shaped foods. My ashes shall be scattered #onyourface @sebsharp can have my sex toys I bequeath all of my debt to the animal shelter. I offer to donate my body to science, ONLY if they make a midget lift me onto Read More >>
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August18th
It has been ages since I wrote properly about my health issues, primarily because my Grandma’s brain cancer & the aftermath got in the way of it all and I spent months just getting by, trying to get on with the important things, like looking after her. I have titled this Weekly Doses of WTF, which is an improvement from Daily Doses of WTF…. but… the WTF is still there, simmering in the background. I saw a GP, who is the brother-in-law of a friend. He had offered to run a bunch of tests on my behalf to figure out Read More >>
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August16th
So, it seems that I am going to start just about every one of these posts with a whinge about how tired I am. So, how about I just get it out of the way: I. am. tired. I am mostly tired because I am finding it hard to get into a routine – or at least – find a routine that also allows me to a) earn a living for my family b) get my study done and c) get more than 3 hours sleep a night. As I mentioned in my previous post, I am running a web Read More >>
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August1st
The first of many firsts
Posted in: General, Medical School
The first day of the rest of my life started today at 7:00am. I had been up till 4am working. I had every intention, of course, of getting up to speed with the unit, but unfortunately, the need to earn income is a priority, so of course, I am up until 4am. Of course, staying up until 4am for a 7am rise is not sustainable, and definitely not something a Doctor would advise – although by now I am already aware of the irony of the superhuman efforts it takes to train as a Doctor and the advice we are Read More >>
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August1st
Haiku of the Day: 1 August 2010
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